Thufferin' thuccotash.

Because, Nastasia Kinski naked.

Flashbacks to "Smile Time…"

Mogambo kushwah.

I like the idea of pepper spraying hackers.

I'm surprised no one has said this yet: "BIIIIRRRRDMAAAANNN!"

Wow, Kyballion-esque.

Is there only one?

Me.

Taylor Swift is twerking now?

If you wait long enough, you can even find good movies in the $5.00 bin at Walmart.

"The" is German for "die."

Good one!

Well, that's easy for you to say.

"America! Fuck yeah!"

That man is a saint.

This is why I never go to Chris Brown's parties. That, and I'm never invited.

Oh, and Ed King.

Or Mitt Romney?

"There wolf."