See that he takes a vacation….PERMANENTLY.

"Stop remembering TV!"

What? No mention of the Tabonga in this article?

I almost missed this discussion. I was in the lava-tree.

"Hush" kicked ass, dammit!

Yar cloze. Gib dem to me. Now.

That's pronounced "Fronk-en-steen."

Ben Dover

Say goodnight, Dick.

And soylent?

A Maine accent has got to be the most difficult to pull off. Ever see "Salem's Lot?"

I never knew that was a business.

Wait a sec, lemme check-
"Baaahhhh…"
"Shaddup!"
Yep, they've stopped.

Or just, "Eat me."

"Ooh, let me have some of that Cool Hwip"

So, eyes without a face?

Is that you, Clarice?

I'm guessing Sean O'Neal is a big admirer of Christopher Hitchens.

That's the main reason it wasn't well received in the BDSM community-non consensual. That, and it was poorly written.

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