There's also a Lawrence in Massachusetts. I can't recommend living there though.

(Screeching) "Here's your paper! Here's your paper! Happy now? Huh? Happy?"

Is he still complaining?

I wonder if Kanye has considered adopting a silent, enigmatic image for himself? That would be, like, so cool.

I see what you did there.

Not in prison you don't.

Helpful tip: If you (accidentally or otherwise) apply pepper-based hot sauce to sensitive body parts, yogurt makes the burning stop almost immediately. Hot sauces contain a base, yogurt has a mild acid which neutralizes the base. (Don't ask me how I know this.)

Seen the trailer for "Zombeavers" yet?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I wish I had a job working on that movie. It would have been a Pacific Rim job.

A planet where apes evolved from men? Inconceivable!

Sounds fishy to me.

So, a lighthearted version of Dagon?

They must be nuts!

Was SJP in Mars Attacks? I don't remember seeing her. I'll have to re-watch it.

"Evil Galactic Empire! Fuck yeah!"

"America! Fuck yeah!"

"Well, hello Mister Fancy Pants."

It's true, she does.

Little buddy!

Those were actually Nathan Hale's second to last words. His last words were, "Let me rephrase that…"