Don't talk about Breakfast Club.

I picked up the DVD in a remainder bin at Walmart, but haven't watched it yet. I will now, after reading this article.

Cut out the middleman?

Don't forget Fred Flintstone.

Doesn't Overstocked.com do that?

Japanese porn isn't just tentacles. It also has barf AND bukkake.

Arrigato gozaimashta. I think…

So, Lady Gaga is doing Japanese porn now?

A+!

Hopefully, your pulse will never go above 85 while you're doing it.

That would also work for Tilda Swinton.

Great!

"So, Mister-whaddaya call, yer cy-phee-air, there…"
(Can't help but think of Archie Bunker during that scene)

Existentialist dilemma.

Among other things…

And he solves crimes…with science!

Because they stole it from us, Precious! Nassssty Francis Buxtonses!

That isn't gum.

Best movie ever!

It's like "Internet money," as opposed to "real" money.