I liked your comment.

That IS a big Twinkie!

String theory is basically a lot of fapping.

Check out the movie "Iron Sky" to see what really became of the Nazis.

Higgs Boson particle humor: https://ksj.mit.edu/tracker…

"And this is a picture of me…WITHOUT-MY-BIKE!"

Umm…the Alamo doesn't have a basement.

This comment needs a million trillion billion "Up" votes.

You don't like Atlas? (shrugs)

Try Chantix. Not only will it eliminate cravings for cigarettes, but the lucid dreams are very entertaining.

A stool softener may help.

Isn't a "fuck pitchfork" an adult novelty item?

Get the Byrds to do the soundtrack and I'll see it.

You shouldn't be having seizures over this show. In fact, your pulse should never be above 85.

The Fusco Brothers is brilliant. (If I don't get a bunch of down votes for this comment, I'll be very disappointed.)

Get your paws off me, you damn dirty ape.

Equalizer 2: All Men Are Created Equalized.

It's the Nylons! Make a run for it!

You had me at "Orange in ass."

That's a big Twinkie.