"God HATES figs." -Westboro Baptist Church

Hey, let's not trivialize the director for pointing the camera in the right direction.

And that's why I don't sell cars for a living.

I don't like Spam.

I'm using that routine the next time a collection agency calls me!

"If I had a million dollars…

They do look vaguely like Eggo waffles.

Have you ever seen "Stardust?" Not exactly what you're looking for, but pretty close.

…so little time. (@ TheMagicRat)

Wasn't that a TV show in the eighties? With Tom Hanks?

It's gotta be better than "The Way We Were."

Ali Brabra?

Rich, Corinthian leather.

Inconceivable!

"The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" is a pretty good show too.

@Spacesuit with Watch Pocket: You've got a twisted side to you.

Nope. I was too lazy to click the "show more" button.

That was sarcasm, right?

Yes, but you shouldn't eat (or drink) it, is my point.

He looks like Dr. Strangelove after a bad day.