Civet coffee is cruel. Everyone should boycott it. Plus, it's flavored with shit.

Glad I'm not the only one who didn't like this film. It just seemed to drag on forever, with too many false endings. They'd break up and I'd think, "Thank God I can get out of this theater now," then the movie would continue. Talk about torture porn…

James Joyce sure was a fart smeller. (Someone had to say it.)

Mine's nickname is Spike.

Eh? What's that you're saying?

You'd have to take the blue pill to find out. Or is it the red one? Now I'm confused about two subjects, Jackson and Fishburne, and blue and red pills-damn you O'Neal!

Fight! Fight!

Hawaiian Punch!

Makin' fun of Boston accents? What ahh you, retahded?

Gotta say, O'Neal's got the Boston accent down pat.

A wooden stake, right through the heart.

That was back in the olden days, when all we had were wood burning computers.

That's MISTER (Ice) T to you.

Calvin and Hobbes already did that.

Not only that-have you heard of the planet where apes evolved from men?

Two sheds would be cooler.

My favorite superhero is when Monty got bitten by a radioactive ladybug and became Ladybugman.

I remember wincing in embarrassment when I saw that character at around age 12.

The kids are all right.

Didn't they also call it a stilskin at one point? You had to keep them smooth, because a rumpled stilskin wouldn't work properly.