I think it came out in 2001 or early 2002, if that helps. It was on the SciFi channel.

Kim Possible?

Cookiepuss is nothing to sneeze at.

Surely.

Well, they did have lasers. And projectile weapons.

I have a time machine. It sucks. Or will suck.

Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch?

Ed Wood had the same problems.

I wince every time I think of the phrase "weirding module."

I enjoyed the Scientology training film (from a few years ago) with Tom Cruise explaining how Scientologists can use their super powers to help humanity.

We can say "Penis" on the AV Club now? Sodom and Gomorrah can't be far behind…

Tokugawa party!

So, B&D stands for more than one thing apparently.

Batarangs were a fad in the sixties, but I hear they're coming back.

I can't wait for "Sharknado 3: The Third One."

Hey-get away from me, you eight legged freaks.

I just like making up shit.

Australopithecus africanus.

I had a pet canary once that had chirpees. It's an untweatable canarial disease.

@Cursed frogurt: There's more work for the grammar Nazi in the above comment.