fnords?

@Scrawler: One sausage to rule them all, one sausage to find them.
One sausage to bring them all together, and in the darkness, bind them.

I had dreams like that when I used Chantix to quit smoking.

I think the term "Sausage Party" is a euphemism for something else.

Did anyone else have that dream about being a donut and being chased down the street by a giant sausage?

Titty Boi is a ni—-BONG!

@Scrawler: Why not? Wolverine smokes like a sooty chimney.

I saw one downvote. It might just be a glitch-it didn't give credit for who did it.

@Dr. J: A vegetarian?

So, "stirred not shaken?"

You know that's inconceivable, right?

I wished for a 12" prick. What could possibly go wrong?

From what I've been able to gather, Calcutta isn't the total shithole it's made out to be.

Nope. First underpants, then profit.

You probably didn't click hard enough the first 8 times. Click harder.

Man, I'd rape and pillage her environment.

Okay, who else looked at the title quickly and read "Harvey Fierstein?"

Little buddy?

http://comicsalliance.com/m…

What would Brian Boitano do?