I did enjoy her Monologue Song.

Or a grudge fuck.

Well, at least we all got our snark fix for the day.

"America-Fuck yeah!"

@disqus_40FzYhly4K:disqus:Liked, just for the brilliant sarcasm.

He was great in Zatoichi.

I hope no one throws any rhesus feces at you.

Damn-I never thought of that!

Yes. Stupid people are funny.

"AFFLACK!"

"Nibble nibble, like a mouse…
Who is nibbling on my house?"

Not furlong.

It's more of a joke you have to hear spoken.

Stop me if you've heard this one…
Q: What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?
A: "I'm eighty!"

How about Garfield?

Wasn't "Meowy Christmas" copyrighted by the Jinglecats? I anticipate a lawsuit.

What? Someone had paint drying, and they didn't call me?

And he was actually funny back in the eighties.

Umm, thanks.

They made an Expendables 3?