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Nope. That would be too much.

Why not spell it with a "K?" They can't moderate every permutation!

Huh? I thought you couldn't use the "C" word on AV Club comments anymore. Dikachu-you beat the system!

Time travel paradox? Way cool!

Kill! Kill! Kill!

Ooh, sick comment. (But I "liked" it anyway.)

I felt the same way after reading the synopsis of Human Centipede.

Anybody here remember Deathsport?
"You are condemned to Deathsport!"

Don't be fooled. Walmart has a dark underbelly of perversion and depravity.

Tesh! You spoke French!

Goes the weasel. (I love free associating.)

But not so good in Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.

I'll forgive the Addams Family anything. Anything except pastels.

On the plus side, he didn't go all caps.

I also am not happy with change.

The gun is good. The penis is evil.

I think he was a "Zardoz" wannabe.

"Do wa diddy, diddy dum diddy do." Take THAT, NMPA!

Thufferin' thuccotash!

It's just the beating of his hideous heart.