Any time is a good time to come out!

So, like, were you sad when all those dinosaurs died?

The Trilateral Commission?

Roald Dahl had a definite dark side. I'm surprised you didn't end up to be more like Wednesday Addams.

How little is he?

You should probably label your post "NSFW."

Denny's serves second breakfast? Why wasn't I told?

The translation was wrong. He actually just said, "Eat me."

Sounds like something from Clue.

Related quote: "What're you gonna do with those pies, boys?"

In Pog form!

I would eat that!

Bad puns-don't make a hobbit of that.

Anybody ever notice that Dragnet portrayed cops as the only intelligent people on the planet, and everyone else was either stupid or clueless?

Did you hear about the time Nixon went to see Deep Throat? He had to see it six times before he could get it down Pat.

"Most only go to ten. Ours go to eleven."

Liquor? I hardly know 'er!

"Silly man-animal."

"Le mew."

Tsathoggua?