@avclub-b3a2a8592133a41f00f271712390f206:disqus Savings and moans?

First-and best-TG song!

"Atlas twerked:" Best. Comment. Ever.

Happy Birthday!
I gave you a "Like" as a present!

Hail Hydra?

Is Seether one of the cats? Now the song at least makes some sense. I still don't understand why she'd want to cram a cat back into her mouth. Maybe it's not about the cat. Now I'm conflicted.

Wow, Telly Savalas had hair?

Haha, muy divertido.

TUSK!
Edit: Rats. Someone beat me to it.

Stealing a joke? That really burns my toast.

Aww, that's just precious.

"Fuck you, fuckball."

@Dikachu:disqus Gummy bears?

And…MY BIKE!

Ironically, I just got off.

I'll add my name to that request.

Billy Idol or GTFO.

One of Charlie's Angels?

@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus A mouthful…

I knew someone years ago who was into snakes-he had a pet boa constrictor, and told me he'd have to have it scoped to determine its sex. He didn't want to put the snake through that kind of trauma, so he didn't.