Anyone ever see the movie "Ssssssss?" (Not sure if I got the spelling right)

You really made an asp of yourself with that joke.

So, everybody here knows that snakes have internal genitalia, right?

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

Quinoa!

Roy Cohn was a total cocksucker.

Can they be punished during it?

Television sure has changed since I watched "20 Minute Workout" for a cheap thrill back in the eighties.

Ooh, good one!

Huete die welte, morgen das sonnensystem.

"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. "
I like it!

Will Rogers never met Jerry Falwell.

Worstie?

When I think about you I smurf myself.

That's funny. You don't look bluish.

"He can't cry. He's a Cimmerian. So, I cry for him."

No-that would destroy all her beautiful wickedness too soon.

@avclub-2d31cb28609a0ccb044e798fe73c023a:disqus : This is probably off subject, but I saw a vanity plate a while ago from Kansas that read "NTOTO2."

You put in an extra fucking "1."

Not my favorite band. Too much brass, and no idea what to do with it.