"Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat."

"Does altering the silhouettes alter Mystery Science Theater 3000?"

I checked the math. If he didn't sleep at all, that would account for about 14 songs per year. (God, I'm getting anal.)

Omelette du frottage?

Je taime, moi non plus

Apple did something similar recently, didn't they? And wasn't banning porn from their devices the reason Betamax went belly up?

@avclub-c701a997d9bef627835b036efb4eca63:disqus "Beating," haha

Where's my elephant?

Muy caliente!

Garfield was funny, back in the eighties. Well, the early eighties.

Don't piss off Hulk. You wouldn't like Hulk when Hulk pissed off.

Liked, just for the clever emoticon.

Well, for the seventies it was pretty deep.

Apparently, the director had "issues" with being gay. That scene disturbed me when I first saw the movie in a drive in.

That's MISTER Hat to you.

Toodles

Twilight kicks ass!

Those bastards.

Someone did a great job on that statue. Give him a hand!

Liked, just for the hilarious way you misspelled "eulogy"