I heard O'Neal went to Shanghai to fight in a kumite death match.

So, no real spankings? What a rip.

@avclub-f19fa2f7cb356ebf74a44bd9fb13e735:disqus Do you think they know about second breakfast?

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus Jeez, what  fucking world.

Strangely, this has never happened to me.

Nope. You'd need sparkly vampires for that.

The Flying Noun? I loved Sally Field in that!

Wasn't the reason Beta-max went out of business was because they wouldn't allow their system to be used for porn? Take note, Apple.

I'm not too familiar with this comic. I just took a glans at it.

Then you'd get "Rock the Shocker," by Peaches.

Hey, I got that!

@avclub-58238e9ae2dd305d79c2ebc8c1883422:disqus Yikes!

If only Fred Durst could boink for six full minutes.

"Craig's List is a great place to find serviceable used furniture and people who like to be peed on." -Onion article, either about moving into a new place or dating. I forget which.

Finally, a look at the zany madcap side of terrorism.

Read "Confessions of a Mask" by Yukio Mishima if you get a chance. It does a good job explaining the armpit fetish. BTW, it's an autobiography about growing up gay in prewar Japan.

OMG! We forgot Kevin!

This is actually worthwhile supporting. Problem is, the Patent Office got either lazy or overwhelmed, or both-and allowed people to patent concepts instead of processes and devices. So, people were filing patents for concepts like "a system to store and retrieve data" or "a method for accessing Internet data through a…

A coworker shouldn't be looking that close.

@avclub-a775361d1fd47a9823a91aabf2a28a35:disqus You know that, according to the rules of grammar, the correct pronunciation of "Boehner" is "boner?"