I'm guessing that people imprint on a fetish, probably during a particularly open and impressionable moment early on in life.

I saw a clip from a movie with Nicholas Cage wearing a face cage. Not sure what the title of the movie was, but I thought it was ironic that someone with the last name of Cage would be wearing a face cage.

Impression of George C. Scott getting hit in the groin with a football:

So, like, you blew it up? Damn you. All to hell.

Yes!

Haha, "pegging."

Hey, I wanted to see the new Oz movie-don't spoil it before I've seen it, for chrissake.

So, "Fun Size" is a euphemism for "small?"

Nuts. I wish I'd read this far before I posted my comment.

BIRDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Most providers will give you a free smartphone if you agree to sign two years of your life away. But the phone is free!

Doof-ass?

Good for them. They did the right thing.

I almost bought a Droid smartphone, but they didn't have the droid I was looking for.

There was one strip where Calvin walked in and informed his mom that he'd just promised his soul to the Devil (right after getting a perfect shot at Suzie with a snowball).

There's the Snowman House of Horrors, some of his best work.

That's not a surfboard.

Sad that you still measure in inches.

Say what you want about Andy Dick, he did a great acting job as the evil bunny in "Hoodwinked."
Who knew bunnies could be so evil?

That was a low blow, but I'm "liking" your post anyway. : )