Hey, when I said "eat me" I didn't mean "eat me!"

He has a Polaroid print of himself locked away in the basement of his mansion that ages instead of him.

He has a Polaroid print of himself locked away in the basement of his mansion that ages instead of him.

Who's on first.

Who's on first.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus Hey, how do you know what my mother smells like?

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus Hey, how do you know what my mother smells like?

Okay, maybe I was a little unclear as to who I was mocking. And I don't think domestic violence is funny, although I do think this particular situation is ridiculous. Any more poorly thought out insults you'd like to fling my way?

Okay, maybe I was a little unclear as to who I was mocking. And I don't think domestic violence is funny, although I do think this particular situation is ridiculous. Any more poorly thought out insults you'd like to fling my way?

I was talking about the shooter. But you knew that, right? Seems to be getting extra self-righteous in here…

I was talking about the shooter. But you knew that, right? Seems to be getting extra self-righteous in here…

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus Rats. I was just going to start saying that.

@avclub-3db41011acc2d229176bf6a92202728d:disqus Rats. I was just going to start saying that.

I'm thinking we have a winner for the Darwin Awards.

I'm thinking we have a winner for the Darwin Awards.

He's a master at it.

He's a master at it.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus Yes! Do it!

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus Yes! Do it!

So, who's playing Sean Connery in the remake?