So, who's playing Sean Connery in the remake?

James Joyce would have liked Brazilian fart porn.

James Joyce would have liked Brazilian fart porn.

@avclub-bf5d232e6c54a84b97769a91adb1642f:disqus Great bit of poetry!

@avclub-bf5d232e6c54a84b97769a91adb1642f:disqus Great bit of poetry!

My first Christmas wish is for you to get your hand off my ass.

My first Christmas wish is for you to get your hand off my ass.

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus That's easy for you to say.

@avclub-d72f705337e5adcf7e33ec0381c5f5b2:disqus That's easy for you to say.

I'd expect Kirstie Alley to be more scandalous than that.

I'd expect Kirstie Alley to be more scandalous than that.

@avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus "Hey, if this is the future, where are the ray guns?" -Wesley Snipes, "Demolition Man"

@avclub-32b63dd70d870580128d83e930199e1c:disqus "Hey, if this is the future, where are the ray guns?" -Wesley Snipes, "Demolition Man"

I never saw "Requiem for a Dream." What's so horrifying about the A2A scene?

I never saw "Requiem for a Dream." What's so horrifying about the A2A scene?

Omelette du fromage.

Omelette du fromage.

Can't go wrong with zombies.

Can't go wrong with zombies.

Or "fun sized."