Well something did!

Well, that'll teach me not to move my eyes down several inches before posting.

It's not been nearly as good since they've stopped featuring the nude pictorials.

He reviewed the Donald Trump episode of SNL. He doesn't want to hear about your ding-dong.

Yes, I'm sure that combination was a complete accident.

Since we couldn't see her face, can we really know that that was actually her?

Wow, you're like the reverse Cormac McCarthy

Watching porn in their parents . . .

http://www.theonion.com/art…

Wow, who would have guessed that the voice of Pam would look like a somehow even more masculine Rhonda Rousey?

Spaceballs: The Animated Homage

Not to be confused with the various kinds of tape made by 3M.

I got (solid as) a rock

[muted trumpet]

But who's officially the highest-laid woman in music?

Man, how has it taken this long for Monica Bellucci to be a bond girl? On a related note, how could she possibly be 51 years old?

"I came here to kill you."
"I thought you came here to die."
"It can be two things!"

Actually, it's hard to imagine someone named Creighton Dallas Welton could be anything but a serial killer.

It's kind of curious that their pacifism doesn't seem to apply to the walkers. But I suppose that they wouldn't consider that to be "life"

This week in "Cool Story Youratbastard": I actually took Akido classes for a while. I got up to orange belt, but I had to quit because my motion sickness made it difficult to do all the rolling and falling required. We did a little with the boken (wooden sword), but never got to the bo-staff.