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I was thinking Ray Gillete from Archer and Shoreleave from Venture Bros. However, while they are gun-toting badasses, I suppose they're still not very masculine.

I hope I'm not the only one who clicked on this thinking that Titus Andromedon was putting on live performances.

Wow, I can't believe that wasn't taken already.

I know it's nitpicky, but I was rather annoyed at how insanely fast their dial up internet was, with Evan instantly going from website to website. Also, were they actually using the phone and the internet at the same time?

Who's that on Eddie's Nix-tape?
You guessed it . . . Alvin and the Chipmunks

In other words, it's something that would have been said multiple times in Big Bang Theory.

Yes. Yes he was.

Oh come on, you have Mitchel actually be a flautist and not make some sort of "skin flute" joke! Damn it Modern Family, it's like I don't even know you anymore.

To be fair,$300 for that big ass flat screen is actually a pretty good deal.

If there's one thing I've learned from this episode, it's that you should relentlessly harass the girl you're interested in, even (and especially) if she very specifically tells you not to. The 80s truly was a different time.

Also it turns out that that isn't really Emma Watson's butt.

If only they had some means of helping themselves relax.

"You know how much condoms cost back in those days? Me neither, we never used 'em."

Honestly I wasn't able to get into the book because it was still too much like Pride and Prejudice.

Did she used to date Kanye West?
#topical

Something something Lance Armstrong

Do you believe in miiiiracles?