Wow, there's literally nothing? You'd think they'd at least have a movie or something.

But how do you feel about Mondays?

It seems like this would be a better advertisement for Aoshima: http://www.theatlantic.com/…

I'm assuming the entire meeting took place while Savidge was being held by his ankles over a balcony.

Pull out, Wedge, you're not doing any good back there!

His momma so fat, she at a high risk for heart disease and type 2 diabetes

Wow, I didn't realize that Tingle cosplay was a thing!

It looks like those snobs are at it again. What a bunch of snobs.

The most egregious example: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The AV Club
a bunch of—let's face it— probably impoverished, depressed people

That's just insanity. The only acceptable background viewing is either Investigation Discovery or a Mysteries at the Museum marathon.

Also: http://assets.amuniversal.c…

Or a least an awesome beard (ie one that grows beyond the neck)

Actually, this is how we're doing that now: http://thatsthejoke.net/

But could it be three things?

That's all you've got? No choice words about his momma?

That first tweet was simply German for "the the the the the @jimmykimmel the the the the the the the the the the the the the the"

"Hey Jugghead, did you hear? The Supreme Court. . . "

Counterpoint: http://40.media.tumblr.com/…

Needs more zombies.