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Something something embiggens.

I tried looking for it, but all I'm finding is a blank space. Baby.

Not one mention of Herman Menderchuck?

They've all appeared on television?

I found "Good Time" to be surprisingly tolerable, even in spite the presence of Carly Rae Jepsen.

Wouldn't the residents of Owl City be deafened by incessant hooting?

Hello, was it me you're looking for?

That guy with the gun is trying to take your banana!

It took me a while to figure out who that was, after first mistaking him for Dave Chappelle, and then for Winston from New Girl.

So if I'm understanding the last sentence correctly, someone named Kayla Kumari Upadhyaya thinks that Panettiere is a ridiculous name?

I was wondering if they would redo the theme song to match True Detective's new theme song.

Let off some steam, Bennett.

With Justified no longer on, we're running dangerously low on shows with "ify" in the title.

You should never plotblock block Plotblock when she’s trying to block plot.

"I got the funeral tomorrow, but my weekend is pretty wide open and I was wondering… Hello?"

Can't she do both, like the late Earl Warren?

That's why I thought she was miscast as the washed up stripper in The Wrestler. When that one guy was making fun of her for being old and trashy looking, I was like "Dude, what stripper are you looking at?"

Presumably, Uncle Ben will be a funny, quirky, bald man.