And here I thought Sally Field would stand as the hottest Aunt May ever.

Buttholes, how do they work?

I'm always charmed when Amy can't make a response and just laughs hysterically.

But does she give you a reasonable chub?

The only cockblocking I've ever encountered was related to a misplaced diaphragm.

But if I put it away, how am I supposed to get it in her mouth?

That's not a knock against him. It just seems like a lot of the jokes are basically "Hey look, its Lebron James! In a movie! Yes, that's really him!"

How would having three buttholes work anyway? Are they aligned vertically, or does she have four separate butt cheeks? And yes, I did have to draw a picture in order to visualize this.

"Hey, guys. So, I don't have any sketches prepared for tonight, so for the next 30 minutes you can read or just talk quietly amongst yourselves."

The concept of Lebron James being in a movie isn't nearly as funny as they seem to think it is.

Which butthole is the one where poop comes out?

Man, those cock-blocked guys got Jammed!

What was David Coverdale to do?

Those weren't hormones.

The one Renly would never be able to get off of?

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

Wow, I can't wait to torrent all of these for free!

Are you suggesting that Guy Fieri and Steve Harwell are two separate people?

That ironically doesn't feature Paula's son James.

He's not wrong.