That's very similar to the paper bag that Bill Cosby wears.

Careful, you fool! You'll unleash the Geldon!

See also "The Lone Gunmen"

But what will the chicks be flicking?

It would be awkward if it turned out to be a Striper Convention.

What makes you think Joe would have a boring - oh you said "schlock." Nevermind.

This is what you quit Community for, Donald Glover? For shame.

If we're hearing about them, then they're not much of a secret.

Who's going to play the bear that drives around in the car?

Everything is waiting for them there.

It was the Dowager Countess that killed Arnold Rothstein!?

I don't think Jesus even lived that long.

As your punishment, you must watch this entire music video: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Someone from The Band died too?

Who?

That term just makes me think of this: http://www.theonion.com/blo…

The implication being that this video with the music isn't ridiculous?

She's also married to the guy that plays Mickey Doyle on Boardwalk Empire.

BTW, do you mean this music: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

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