Besides, we all know what really made season 3 great: the first appearance of Riker's awesome beard.

So what you're saying is that commercial was about bone loss in more ways than one.

Don't be a drag, just be a Borg Queen.

So presumably evil Riker would not have a beard?

The oddest part about that episode was that it was a terrible cliff-hanger. Part one ends with the Enterprise preparing to destroy the Borg Cube with Picard on board. And then a year later, you see their weapons do absolutely jack shit.

Are you talking about this one with Lawrence Tierney?: http://en.memory-alpha.wiki…

One thing I've never understood is why the holodeck was always available anytime they needed it. With over 2,000 people on board and 3 holodecks, you'd figure that shit would be booked up months in advance.

As if there were anyone who wasn't using the holodeck to bang simulations of female coworkers.

The best part is that there is an actual military industrial complex. Seriously.

They can be four things!

"Who are the other two?" said fans of any one of those.

I'll allow it, but you'd better be going somewhere with this, counselor.

The guy from Workaholics?

Also his name was apparently Walt Disney's last words.

Watch out Laszlo Panaflex!

This would have been a much better ending for the Watchmen movie.

Are you suggesting that we shouldn't be outraged by the existence of Kim Kardashian?

I think the premise of every zombie movie or tv show is that there's no such thing as zombie movies. "What?! The dead are coming back to life and attacking people?! I've never heard of anything like that!"

If the pie gets eaten, it's its own fault.

He's running from his father, who's going to burn him alive.