I'm not sure what to make of Hank Hill being a huge Roswell fan.

I'm surprised they didn't mention the role I most associate him with: as the most sexually perverse guy ever in Kinsey

Jack Steamer?

GAAAAAAAAAAY #RonPaul2012

She's a power load, now watch her explode!

Make sure to keep a tight grip on the vines and avoid the jumping alligators.

Make sure to take off the lens cap.

Damn, beat me by only 4 hours.

Oh, I was thinking this was going to be a female-centric spinoff of Black Dynamite.

So wait, this isn't a remake of House Party?

Ha ha, that's funny because of the Holocaust.

I'm holding out for the "Better than Ezra Merkin". Why pay for 2nd rate merchandise.

This guy is a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don't look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep.

Game of Thrones
A crummy world full of plot holes and spelling errors

He's still on the chopping block and the subsequent shows were all in his imagination right before he's executed.

Do they still have that George W head?

Sing along everybody:
Wieners, floppy wieners, flaccid wieners…

Their bodies are merged together to create Jonnis Snoratheon, the greatest leader of all time.

Isn't Tommen still technically a Baratheon?

In a way, aren't we all sadistic murderers?