Obviously, we're awaiting the ascension of King Rickon. Remember him? Yeah, me neither.

Speaking of which, I hope some enterprising Youtuber gives the walk of shame the Benny Hill treatment: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'll say one thing about this episode: most of the bad stuff happened to people that deserved it.

Speaking of which, do they not have scissor technology, or did they use a straight razor just so it would be extra traumatic?

Either that, or Lena Headey recently got the best boob job in human history.

And only one of the stab wounds was actually fatal. I also love that apparently it was the job of one of the senators to keep Mark Antony detained elsewhere, because if he were with Caesar he would have kicked everyone's asses.

Wasn't that the BS cop-out ending to Murder on the Orient Express?

Are we sure that wasn't Guy Fieri and/or a makeupless Violent Jay?

You're thinking of Mara Wilson, the younger daughter in Mrs. Doubtfire.

No, on a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

It seemed odd that his death was the only one not shown in gruesome detail

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Allowed herself to be shot with the arrow, only to reveal that she was wearing armor underneath her dress.

I could have done without that lady saying "shame" over and over. She was just killing the romance for me.

What's the difference between Castle Black and a porcupine?

And by it, you mean Meryn Trant?

"Cersei never told you what happened to your father."

Hey, it's either that or let the popular vote decide, and how crazy would that nonsense be.

I don't know, technological fuckups with hilarious results seems well within his wheelhouse.

Did someone have to tie it for you?