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Why didn't Richard just access his email online through the browser on the bus driver's phone?

Didn't you realize that the Septa that kept saying "shame" was talking to you?

Were you sweating out of your urethra?

If I buy this, does that mean that I have a contract with Bad Boy Records? I guess I better get started on my rap album.

Has this already been thoroughly covered in that one episode of Veronica Mars?

"That song doesn't normally last 21 hours, but we got into a serious thing, and then I forgot how it ended."

My spidey-sense is tingling. Anyone call for a web-slinger?

The AV Club
A creepy voyeur ogling an attractive young woman from behind a computer screen

You mean Ratter's in a barrel?

Thanks to that reference, I spent all night reading about Duck Tales on Wikipedia. My favorite part so far: "Barks defined the volume of money contained inside [Scrooge's Money Bin] as "three cubic acres", but the exact meaning, and therefore the volume, of a "cubic acre" is subject to interpretation by the reader,

This is another one of those songs that wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't so goddamn repetitive (I'm looking at you, "Get Lucky")

Does anyone have any idea of what Ducktales character she's talking about. Is she thinking of Gyro Gearloose?

No more GoT, Silicon Valley, or Veep? Now what the hell am I supposed to do with my Sunday nights?

Was it called Billy and the Cloneasaurus?

How do you set fire to a star? It's already literally made of fire.

I've figured out your punishment. First, you're grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months.

No… es… bueno

Wait, they've had a holodeck this whole time?