I'm assuming that nerds will unplug my TV while it happens so they can plug in their rock tumbler.

Why wait till next week: http://www.piedpiper.com/

The "b" is for bargain! Y'know, because it's free.

Hopefully we'll also see Ron Perlman as Caitlyn Jenner.

In the first game, he's also the voice of the caravan company boss: "Time is money, chit-chat is not money."

The AV Club

"You took her name?"
"Don't tell Mom!"

Bear in mind that the latter happened before the former. It's possible Yoda was seeing the error of his ways, what with getting tricked into a war that ended with all his colleagues getting slaughtered and whatnot.

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By definition, there are only ball men.

You mean the above video wasn't a porno movie? Why did I just masturbate to it then?

He's a quadruple B?! Who would have guessed.

I'm kind of surprised that any politician would admit to an association with the Klan

Well, we did see Tina and her male fraternal twin.

I'm using Chrome with Adblock, and I've haven't had too much trouble. The only I have is that with the breaks, where it would repeat the part directly before the break and turn the captioning on, but those are easy enough to deal with.

So am I the only one who thought that revelation of the Tina and Karen hookup was going to be the lead-in to Stewart's freakiest dream yet?

"Isn't that the air ventilation shaft?"
"Yeah, we're not doing that anymore."

Well you can stuff your sorrys in a sack

When I heard Jackie Chan was doing a Police Story movie, I thought it would be fun and exciting like that movie, Rush Hour. Instead it ended up being harsh and disturbing like that movie Police Story.

Give me back my daughter, my sister, my daughter, my sister!