What if he justs promises to let you go?

It would have been better if it didn't have the greatest hero/villain mismatch of all time. On the one side you've got Schwarzenegger at him most Schwarzeneggerian, and then on the other you've got fat Freddy Mercury. Seriously, I could have kicked that guy's ass.

"Say Fine to the Shirt" does pretty perfectly encapsulate my experiences shopping with my mothe-, um, I mean girlfriend. By hot girlfriend who totally exists.

I guess the joke will be on her when it turns out that the star is orbited by several mineral-rich planets, which he also now owns.

I'd just get a salad with Raunch dressing

[mouth full of Troi cake] "With mint frosting"

Lousy Smarch weather is coming.

Do u even lift, Jon Snow?

I've hoping he'll live long enough to have Stannis tie him to a stake.

Um, that wasn't his soul.

Is that the same guy as DJ Shuffle?

But did you get jiggy with it?

I'm assuming he means "walking Chekov's gun"

Jon to Tormund: "Um, they can't swim, can they?"

You'd think that the Wyndham Rewards Wizard could've given Jon a better vacation experience.

Any fanfiction that doesn't have all the characters having sex with each other cannot truly call itself fanfiction.

As much as I loved the tequila bottle reveal, the whole "trying to stop the hacking" scene was kind of, well, hacky. I'm surprised they didn't try having 2 people use one keyboard: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You must work for Intersite.

Couldn't the have just recovered everything by pushing ctrl+z?

All this computer hacking is making me thirsty, I think I'll order a Tab.