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avclub-4e47f6a561dbe6724a331cf235f76e8a--disqus

Are you suggesting that James Frey hasn't been to outer space?

And then we built the supercollider.

Yeah, that guy gets no respect at all.

So how was Tina able to count seconds in Uzbek in the last episode? Wouldn't her translator have automatically changed that to English?

You should see it. Or not. It's a free country.

Well, it's controversial, but the idea is that it's based around the notion that A) Women are obligated to have sex with anyone who is nice to them (ie the "nice guy") or B) that women lead men on to get them to be nice to them, only to "put them in the friendzone"

For Robert Baratheon, every day is red nose day

Or Eric Christian Olsen

Their millionaires what?

Oddly enough, Milana is an anagram of animal.

The AV Club

No! Money down!

Something something friendzone

To paraphrase Eleanor Roosevelt, no one can rape you with your consent.

Given the title, shouldn't he be using a bastard sword?

Aren't female gays usually just called lesbians?

Hey, I said it was witty, not original.

For some reason I never liked the final line in A Christmas Story "Gradually, I drifted off to sleep, pranging ducks on the wing and getting off spectacular hip shots." It just seems awkward and inconclusive, especially considering it had just been preceded by the far more appropriate "and all was right with the

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