They could at least go with the more witty "Please, no! I have a family! Kill them instead!"

Actually, in the comics, Top Dollar is one of several low level thugs. T-Bird (who physically resembles the movie's Tin-Tin) is the main villain. The crime lord Top Dollar, named only in the credits, is largely an invention of the movie.

Not even Stevie Nicks?

Hey I remember that episode. Didn't it also feature a crying Ernest Borgnine?

To be fair, that's true of everything.

Alternate Title: When You Assassinate, You Make Asses Out of I and Nate

JESUS WEPT! For there was no more porn jack it to.

Terrance Howard gots to get paid.

It's hard to believe that there was ever a time where "Produced by M. Night Shamalan" was a selling point.

I'm actually kind of sad that we won't see any more of the gayest contestant ever.

Now somebody make a trailer for this: http://en.memory-alpha.org/…

Maybe there can be a movie where someone's father was a plumber who died in the line of doody.

I've always wondered what her face looks like. I hear she's quite pretty.

It's the Bloodhound Gang, dammit. How have we so quickly forgotten about The Bad Touch: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

"not bat at all" is actually a better description of Gotham.

They thought you might be, but they didn't want to push you around.

Man,the only recurring champion that I actually like gets beaten by friggin douche-stache!? If he keeps winning, I may not be able to watch this show anymore.

"What's this? Why are squeeezing me with your body?"

There are usually two of them

This has become The Walking Dead so gradually etc etc