He must not be herring very well.

Oh, I already know all about your grandma's big backseat.

Also saltwater is like acid for some reason.

Well, if you wanted to make Serak the Preparer cry, mission accomplished.

Yes we Caan!

Well, it did previously belong to my grandparents.

The main thing I remember about that movie was that James Caan drove an Oldsmobile Delta 88, which is the same kind of car that I used to have.

Why would a scottish guy have a japanese sword anyway?

Unfortunately, the sword only shoots lasers if you're at maximum health

Well, there's Will Smith

Yeah, that really needed to be 2 minutes long.

I'd rather meet Lily the ATT store manager. Or at least the Wendy's lady

I think you're in the wrong account, Guy posting in wrong thread

Forget Riley Reid. If you want a flat chested pornstar with an amazing ass, Remy LaCroix is where it's at.

Divisive Spice is probably my least favorite Spice Girl, although many people disagree.

This is, of course, not Mike's first air band experience: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

It happens commonly enough that there's a name for it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

The AV Club
Now takes on less of a “group against the apocalypse” feel and more of a “bunch of folks just hanging out” vibe.

Especially considering that they were blind and had wooden hands.

So why isn't Dre's dad at his party? Is he still stuck in Hannibal Lecter's basement?