But healthwise, black 40 is the white 75

But you cannot lose if you do not play. It's all in the game, etc.

I want a bobblehead of the child murderer he played when he was on Law and Order that one time.

Based on his Wire character, I'm kinda reluctant to give this guy large sums of money.

That Yankton cocksucker!

If Adam really wants to get out of his slump, he should try flying to Montreal, getting a fancy hotel room, and boning a stranger.

And oddly enough, Ewan McGregor is Denis Lawson's nephew.

Shouldn't it be pronounced like "dee-nis"

Spoiler Alert: It turns out that it's not a tumor

So, throw the sun into GRRM then?

Also this: https://www.facebook.com/vi…

As good a place as any to post this: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Wouldn't he be more bald if he removed the skin from his scalp? Jus' sayin.

Oh, well that makes much more sense.

I'm not sure how you can make a one joke character into an entire movie. Can't they just do an hour and a half of funny football player names instead?

Something something baby you've got a stew going

A-Aron Rod-gers?

There's also a munchkin hanging himself in the far background.

Wait, don't pick it up! [everyone in the restaurant is killed by explosive diarrhea]

Hopefully, you'll get one without the ricin