I usually have one in my box lunch

Sorry, but I have a rule about not eating food prepared by someone with that many tattoos.

Was he also mistakenly a huge fan of Etan Cohen?

"He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it!"

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You said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet

All men must die.

Tucker's response to the news: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Has anyone pointed out the similarity between this and the 1993 Pauly Shore comedy Son in Law? What's that? Literally everyone has? OK, carry on.

The AV Club
Filled with loudmouthed assholes that verbally critique or shame you

Red hair, hot body, family fortune, choke fetish, Judy Greer's voice, what's not to love?

You mean the website dedicated to the Mowry twins sitcom Sister Sister?

[looks inside cappadocius' pants, points and laughs]

Warm water, baby

That sounds like it might be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

"All right. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape"

There are two types of people in this world: The type that categories everyone as one of two types, and the thousands of other types.

Red wedding after wedding after wedding

Yes, the books go out of their way to point out that Jack is not only tall but notably huge and muscular. But he's also supposed to be older and more rough looking. I imagine Ron Perlman, Michael Rooker, or maybe even Stacy Keach. Tom may be about the right age IRL, but he still looks way too young and boyish. To…

Oh, I thought you were just making a Chewbacca sound.