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He was still a terrible choice for Jack Reacher, though

Well, they did name him Sexiest Man Alive

Couldn't they just have said 4 out of 5?

Pretty much every song is about a vagina one way or the other. What else did you think Taylor Swift's "Blank Space" was referring to?

[takes out piece of paper]
Dear Internet,

Gret Job, Internet!
None of them succeed in anything other than making life harder

I'll take your word for it, Internet!

The AV Club
An excerpt from the article that sounds funny out of context

I'm pretty sure he's the guy who played Gomer

I don't know, I do think she's kind of cute in an attainable sort of way.

Which is also filmed entirely in California?

I don't know, Sheldon can be funny sometimes.

You're unbelievable!

The JT Walsh Memorial Hey! It's That Guy!

When they were talking about unfortunate domain names, I was hoping they would mention the website for Pen Island.

It's not your Grandmother's birthday, January 2, 1934?

Did someone say Khrushchev!

I'm guessing you're also a fan of that Vanity Fair cover.