It's ironic because I make my students call me Mr. The Ghost of Eazy E. Confuses the hell out of 'em.

It's funny because it's true.

Except they were trying to get everything done quickly in one trip. Target carries everything— clothes, toys, etc. It makes more sense when the alternative is going to several stores in a crowded mall.

I've got to agree with Zack. I always hated this when I was a kid, although I couldn't put my finger on why until my older sister described it as "the one with the creepy Santa and the horrible little mouse." Exactly!

They've introduced several villains, but then ignored them and dismissed them. Remember Sue's Legion of Doom?  The Vocal Adrenaline coach would make a good recurring villain, but I'm guessing Cheyenne Jackson has better things to do.

Being pretty and blonde makes her qualified to get into USC, at least.

CHORD OVERSTREET's rendition of "Red Solo Cup" was really a cry for help from a desperate alcoholic. But all of his so-called friends were too self-centered to hear it.

He's also got the abs to make it plausible that CHORD OVERSTREET sprang from his gene pool.

Glee is many things, but complicated and nuanced it's not. If that storyline had been handled a little more deftly, maybe… but again, this is Glee.

I saw John Corbett in a restaurant in New Orleans once. He's ridiculously handsome and ridiculously tall. He's actually better looking in person, if you can believe it.

Jews and theater folks! Yay! I'm packing my bags!

I lived in Alaska for four years.  I used to tell people that it's just like Northern Exposure, except everyone is drunk and/or clinically depressed, has has a lot of guns, and isn't afraid to use them. Which is why I got the hell out of there.

They forced us to sing that song at my 8th grade graduation.

Shiny New Year replaced the dickish Santa with the kinder, gentler Santa from Santa Claus is Coming to Town. (Or was it the Year Without a Santa Claus?) Crisis on Infinite Santas!

I vaguely remember that. The wizard was a kind of anti-Santa who had a sleigh pulled by snakes instead of reindeer..

Is that the one with the wise men from outer space? I used to love that.

Hermey becomes quite close with the big bearded guy.

She's been pretty open about struggling with anorexia. Listen to the lyrics of "Paper Bag."

Mmm, meth-fueled threeway sex…

Let's say it's brilliance and call it day.