Garden State made more than 100 times what HappyThankYouMorePlease did theatrically ($216,000 to $26 million) and he got funding for a second project nobody saw.

"Armie Hammer to play the guy who is not…" I have a feeling that headline opening is going to get a use over the next several years.

It's okay. I'm not going to pretend like I hated it, because I didn't, but I only watched it once and have no reason to watch it again. Though I did remember the pit screaming scene to be pretty lame.

He needed the role in Oz the Great and Powerful to prove to people he wasn't dead.

Oh you'll get her. I'll be surprised if he doesn't meet a government sanctioned MPDTeacher, and they open a school together at the end that teaches students how to believe in the magic of love and nature.

I bought them off a hobo! (Yes, I know I'm mixing episodes.)

A teacher who wants students to throw away their textbooks? Will he recommend field trips instead of book-learnin'?

I rarely dislike actors, but Seasons 7 and 8 of The Office has given Ed Helms that prestigious title for me. I like that Season 9 returned him to the ass/villain role, but he needs to do something remarkable for to overcome that personal stigma.

I'd embed sad Bill Cosby if I could.

Or, as he is known to the Amish, "Vanilla What Is This Substance You Speak Of? By what devil's majicks does water turn solid?!"

You think your bar is safe?

Dehydration Caused By Excessive Intoxication- DCEI for short

Remember when Ed Helms sings Alan-Town to the tune of Allentown? Genius.

1) But I assume she came to trust them when she realized he was with Rachel. They don't have to give the specs. Honestly, I just hate that this show is delving into super nutty technology.

It's a god damned nuke. They have to wait many seasons before they can pull a nuke again. Because it's a god damned nuke.

They have an entire Resistance army, yet they don't use them. I can understand covert ops Miles, Nora, and Charlie who have some training (at least Miles and Nora), but Aaron and Rachel are incompetent in the field.

But without Aaron, who will provide the comic relief?

That confused and disappointed me too. He made it sound like he had more people in mind than one guy.

Things that really bothered me in this night's episode:

I just want them to acknowledge that Rachel has gone insane from Monroe's torment.