I'm really excited to see the nothing important that happens tonight.

South Park (as well as The Daily Show and Colbert Report) are obviously different, but those shows made their bones before Comedy Central turned into what it is today.

To be fair, Futurama violates Comedy Central's mission statement of only variety shows and comedy-reality shows. It's what got Norm McDonald and the Stella crew. People need to keep that Chappelle Show stage warm in case the prodigal son returns.

At some point during all three half seasons, I had to hear from people "that started again? I forgot to set my DVR." It also doesn't help that you need to set your Comedy Central DVR to ~4 minutes after the designated end of the episode.

Damn it! I meant Robot and Frank. I think I got the title confused with Mac and Me because of the one syllable/short a.

I loved that show. Even preferred it to the movie.

I don't know which performance was worse- Cusack in The Raven or Cusack in The Paperboy, but man, those were two horrible performances.

Is it Frank and Me? Because that has a robot buddy, but it doesn't look at all like Oblivion. 

"So who do you think is the killer this season?"
"I saw the first two seasons Hardwick, I'm not playing your fucking game."

"at least to anyone who isn’t The New York Times’ Mike Hale"

Maybe if Conan did more things like this and didn't keep rehashing the Steve Allen Formula, I'd remember that he has a show on TBS more often.

Props to Mustache Dad indeed.

"Rebel Wilson … will probably be far too successful to star in the film"

Where's the outcry over Revolution being postponed last night? All the "when's Revolution going to air?" and "the Boston bombing was a tragedy, but I really want to know if they get to the tower?!"

Whoops. My mistake.

That's on Wednesdays. Unless your local affiliate is showing basketball and probably postponing it until Sunday.

If a man dressed like Ted Dibiase can't accept his award at an event that honors Best Shirtless Performance in peace, I think this calls for stricter regulations on the all award shows!

I agree. Bieber forever.

At least he didn't strip nude and roll around the attic in the midst of fame madness.

Before this, there was something about Bieber that bothered me. I can't explain it, but there's a vibe to him that just irritates me.