I'm looking forward to when Jad loses all its money and the feds institute a lien against any and all future earnings.

It's the part he was born to play!

Now I'm imagining Vincent Adultman from Bojack as Batman.

I have no idea what they think the show is going to do, especially since Li'l Bruce and Alfred have risen in my estimation while Gordon has fallen quite far. You're not going to have a 17 year old Batman, especially since all his age-appropriate friends and relations having become psychopaths.

I think they're fully expecting Junior Joker's Joker laugh to carry them for the next 15 years.

7. Good thing Thomas died before the Ashley Madison leak.

Could it BE any more prescient? #ChandlerBing #Friends

Now imagine the Vincent Vega-Saurus.

That's what bothered me about the oral history (not that it wasn't a good read regardless). The first comment about the script is that it's a good script (??) a dark, gritty sci-fi movie where humans and dinosaurs are cops together (??).

You can't be levelheaded and reasonable when YOU'RE EXXXXXXXXXXXXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMEEEEEE!

I'm more shocked that people would re-buy XXX even with a sequel coming out. And that Clerks Original Ending for XXX sounds like such a downer. Even if it sounds as bad as the American opening to A Fistful of Dollars, it still seems like a bummer.

I remember when the first one came out, the director (or screenwriter) was saying how this was going to change the game because James Bond was old and out-of-date since nobody wears tuxedos anymore but EXTREME SPORTS are extreme.

It was horrendous. The one thing I remember was that they needed to get Ice Cube to escape from prison to go on missions, so instead of…I don't know, faking his death or something, they have a helicopter hover outside the prison yard so that Cube could jump to it and hang on the skids.

They actually called him "Ass Diesel."

"Tonight, We Dine In Hell." - The Boyfriend

I'm enjoying Benoist's enthusiasm a lot more than I thought I would. It's a marked contrast from Gotham where the best I can say about the upcoming season promos is "I really like the wardrobe."

"Who's a good boy, Symbolism? Who's a good boy?"
"Woof! There are no more good boys after the event." *stoic stare*

We also know who's going to be late with the rent every month. "Uh…we blew our budget on a hotel room and a kitchen. We'll pay you back, we promise."

How can I become Damon Lindelof anti-blogger DVRtective?

Also, we'll throw in a bunch of needless mythology just to get the ultimate point - a space anthropologist gets to travel with the Robot Head of Michael Fassbender.