Please direct me to the best fan fic explaining how he lost that power.

Please direct me to the best fan fic explaining how he lost that power.

But Barter Kings is real, right? RIGHT?

But Barter Kings is real, right? RIGHT?

Remember in the early 2000s when having a cell phone was shorthand for negligent parent? Good times.

Remember in the early 2000s when having a cell phone was shorthand for negligent parent? Good times.

So the second Salt movie will have a script? Not just a series of pointless sequences concluding with a pointless twist that makes it seem like the movie had an ending?

So the second Salt movie will have a script? Not just a series of pointless sequences concluding with a pointless twist that makes it seem like the movie had an ending?

There's nothing to make sense of. Anything that seems out of the ordinary can be rationalized away by saying this show is a comedy and can fall into farceness. (Which I don't consider a problem for the most part. If the trial sequence from a few episodes back was just some zaniness with Barney and Marshall or Ted and…

There's nothing to make sense of. Anything that seems out of the ordinary can be rationalized away by saying this show is a comedy and can fall into farceness. (Which I don't consider a problem for the most part. If the trial sequence from a few episodes back was just some zaniness with Barney and Marshall or Ted and…

My problem is that the show has done the "Barney is throwing the deviant part of him" so many times that it's lost all meaning. And because he always returns to that seedier part of him, it's hard to believe that the change is permanent. Even if it is because he goes to Robin after Patrice, it will seem more because…

My problem is that the show has done the "Barney is throwing the deviant part of him" so many times that it's lost all meaning. And because he always returns to that seedier part of him, it's hard to believe that the change is permanent. Even if it is because he goes to Robin after Patrice, it will seem more because…

But come on you guys, he burned his playbook, he's totally turned over a new leaf!

But come on you guys, he burned his playbook, he's totally turned over a new leaf!

I am so tired of Barney growing up (again), Barney and Patrice, Robin pining for Barney—basically Barney in general.

I am so tired of Barney growing up (again), Barney and Patrice, Robin pining for Barney—basically Barney in general.

I'm still bothered by the kill table scene. Why did Dexter switch up his MO? The guy wasn't wrapped in plastic and nude. He was fully clothed and tied to the table with zip ties. Is that a special method he uses to kill his mother's murderers (my Dexter scholarlyness is not that deep) or was it just so we didn't have…

I'm still bothered by the kill table scene. Why did Dexter switch up his MO? The guy wasn't wrapped in plastic and nude. He was fully clothed and tied to the table with zip ties. Is that a special method he uses to kill his mother's murderers (my Dexter scholarlyness is not that deep) or was it just so we didn't have…

In a way it might seem longer because it went from Tina + Jimmy —> Tina + Amy —> Amy +  Seth —> Seth so there's kind of an unbroken line of transitions going back to the 2000 season. While I'm not going to say Seth and Tina are the same people, it still feels connected in a weird way.

In a way it might seem longer because it went from Tina + Jimmy —> Tina + Amy —> Amy +  Seth —> Seth so there's kind of an unbroken line of transitions going back to the 2000 season. While I'm not going to say Seth and Tina are the same people, it still feels connected in a weird way.