I want the show to a) hire a stand-up and b) put a stand-up at the desk. Also, has Weekend Update always been that long? Because it seems like the Meyers segment goes for like 10-15 minutes.

I want the show to a) hire a stand-up and b) put a stand-up at the desk. Also, has Weekend Update always been that long? Because it seems like the Meyers segment goes for like 10-15 minutes.

This show kinds of plays fast and loose with the rules of reality.

This show kinds of plays fast and loose with the rules of reality.

I want it on the record that I hated Ted. Such a lazy movie.

I want it on the record that I hated Ted. Such a lazy movie.

I'd put money down that it's him learning from Patrice how to be better man for Robin and the "date" is a misunderstanding.

I'd put money down that it's him learning from Patrice how to be better man for Robin and the "date" is a misunderstanding.

I assumed it was finished at the beginning of last season when Ted's face was on the magazine as the youngest architect in New York history.

I assumed it was finished at the beginning of last season when Ted's face was on the magazine as the youngest architect in New York history.

Thank you [user]Pervy Obit[/user]. I am now thinking of Homer and Robin making out. 

Thank you [user]Pervy Obit[/user]. I am now thinking of Homer and Robin making out. 

I didn't watch Friends, so I don't know, but I always relate lobster + romance to Annie Hall.

I didn't watch Friends, so I don't know, but I always relate lobster + romance to Annie Hall.

Did anyone find it interesting that the "lobster crawl" concept could easily have been applied to last season's infertility reveal? But I guess that wouldn't have been as funny.

Did anyone find it interesting that the "lobster crawl" concept could easily have been applied to last season's infertility reveal? But I guess that wouldn't have been as funny.

You could give Ray Stevenson the Clancy Brown role.

You could give Ray Stevenson the Clancy Brown role.

Because now that American audiences have become accustomed to Dr. Who, there's a lot of explaining to do?

Because now that American audiences have become accustomed to Dr. Who, there's a lot of explaining to do?