I think I remember the 3D lesbian stewardesses romp thing, that was a very special episode of Blossom.

What the fuck? I pressed 'post' once!

What the fuck? I pressed 'post' once!

What the fuck? I pressed 'post' once!

What the fuck? I pressed 'post' once!

What the fuck? I pressed 'post' once!

Commercial TV exists to deliver an audience to advertisers. Virtually all domestic spending decisions, except the choice to buy a new car every five years, are made by women and therefore the vast bulk of non sports TV is aimed at women. All show business is 90% about the business, it's not some kind of anti male or…

Commercial TV exists to deliver an audience to advertisers. Virtually all domestic spending decisions, except the choice to buy a new car every five years, are made by women and therefore the vast bulk of non sports TV is aimed at women. All show business is 90% about the business, it's not some kind of anti male or…

Commercial TV exists to deliver an audience to advertisers. Virtually all domestic spending decisions, except the choice to buy a new car every five years, are made by women and therefore the vast bulk of non sports TV is aimed at women. All show business is 90% about the business, it's not some kind of anti male or…

Commercial TV exists to deliver an audience to advertisers. Virtually all domestic spending decisions, except the choice to buy a new car every five years, are made by women and therefore the vast bulk of non sports TV is aimed at women. All show business is 90% about the business, it's not some kind of anti male or…

Commercial TV exists to deliver an audience to advertisers. Virtually all domestic spending decisions, except the choice to buy a new car every five years, are made by women and therefore the vast bulk of non sports TV is aimed at women. All show business is 90% about the business, it's not some kind of anti male or…

Chefs are always so aggressive and macho because they're overcompensating for doing what is essentially a granny's job. They swear at minimum wage grunts and bully illegal immigrants because their job boils down to boiling an egg. A captain of a nuclear submarine doesn't carry on like that, because he's got a real…

Bjork's solo work is hugely overrated as she's incapable of writing a melody these days. The Sugarcubes were wonderful though, with intelligent, original songs and soaring pop tunes spoilt only by the weediest atonal white boy non singing this side of the B 52s.

"I watched something one time with 3 priests on an island or something? Awful."

Star Wars is fine as a throwback to Saturday morning matinee fare like 'Flash Gordon' but it's done a lot of harm to the Science Fiction genre when it's taken any further than that. It's not even science fiction is it, the 'force' is mystical rubbish, it's the antithesis of Sci-Fi. Anyway, who needs it, I'm British,…

Milkman is right, dismissing all poetry because of a chance encounter with some pretentious, talentless 'performance poet' is like abandoning music, all of it, everything Mozart and Beethoven and Bob Dylan ever wrote, because of a ride of two floors in a lift cursed with unfortunate muzak.

Nice. I'll be sure to give you boys a call, next time I need my piano moving anyway.

Once you establish a reputation for early rising, you can laze in bed till noon. If George Bush had messed up the oath, everyone would have taken that as proof that he's an idiot, Obama has a reputation as a great speaker, so he could babble like a newborn and everyone would applaud like giddy parents at the school…

This is what happened to the future. Instead of going back to the moon, we just sit around playing games pretending that we did. The moon landings are ancient history now and they're not the only thing. There's nothing on the horizon to touch the Concorde in terms of passenger aircraft, the Veyron is probably the…

Commercial television doesn't exist to create art and deliver good shows to the viewing public, its purpose is to deliver an audience to advertisements they don't want to watch but are too lazy to mute or ignore. The programmes are merely the bait, they're not the main course. These shows failed because they didn't…