Apparently this needs to make $750M just to break even. Given that BvS, which was a far bigger and more hyped property, only made 870, I doubt this will end up making money. Does that mean they'll wait with the next few movies until they've got the right talent, story, and until they've polished the scrip—whoops, two…

God forbid they also put a photo of the director instead of Matt Damon. I guess Matt Damon is a bigger draw… hey, that's what the Chinese producers (probably also) said!

Into bras.

Also it was "by means of an explorative online survey". Well if they found out about it on the Internet…

why this

Something about Martha

Why is "affects" capitalized, anyway? Did he mean to write "Afflecks" instead?

I've listened to a lot of Hardcore History until I realized I prefer my eardrums unperforated. Great stuff, but man does Carlin not know how to keep his voice at a consistent volume throughout an episode.

Another exception: low-budget independent debut films. Primer, The Following, I'm sure there are others I'm forgetting.

Is it smart advice, though? That idealistic young lawyer may have royally screwed him, even if he is innocent…

That's my take as well. Unfortunately, I'm doubtful either of them will ultimately find the cure.

Most plot points were kind of predictable (big-time lawyer lady offering a plea deal and Naz not taking it, Naz gets boiling water plus baby oil and it makes him go to Freddie), but damn if I wasn't on the edge of my seat for most of the episode.

Stegosaurus from Tyrannosaur.

People are buying Hogwarts acceptance letters?!

Ha! I love that he isn't bothered by the Sunny gang.

Casual, Awkward, Divorce, Insecure. We're running out of self-loathing/vaguely ominous one-word titles!

void madness()

What were the odds of two separate ladies called Kehlani singing at the fest? More like Keh-fusing!

I thought it was unambiguous about Batman killing the Joker when I first read it. But yeah, I was never a huge fan of the comic either.

I could not see what was happening during most of the action scenes. I enjoyed the movie, but perhaps I would have loved it if I knew what was going on during any scene set in space or at night.