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@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus , How come none of the games brought Vincent back? All the new developers just throw Pyramid Head in and call it good, but what I want to see is Dr. Kaufmann and Vincent having coffee. Then a safe falls on them.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus , How come none of the games brought Vincent back? All the new developers just throw Pyramid Head in and call it good, but what I want to see is Dr. Kaufmann and Vincent having coffee. Then a safe falls on them.

People get too hung-up on that line, but it would've been fun if they addressed it in the movie.

People get too hung-up on that line, but it would've been fun if they addressed it in the movie.

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus , is Mary the boss in that one? And since James is punishing himself enough, I think the leave ending is good for a redemption arc. Or the one where Maria starts coughing and events repeat themselves, that'd be a fun mindfuck!

@avclub-f121d09285898f1c66d66f1e6f0455a6:disqus , is Mary the boss in that one? And since James is punishing himself enough, I think the leave ending is good for a redemption arc. Or the one where Maria starts coughing and events repeat themselves, that'd be a fun mindfuck!

Would it though? Would film audiences like a sad sack's narration of his dead wife writing him a letter, and then watching him wandering around a lonely town? Producers would throw in random monster shit to give it action, which would ruin the atmosphere (though Red Pyramid Thing and Bubble-head Nurses are

Would it though? Would film audiences like a sad sack's narration of his dead wife writing him a letter, and then watching him wandering around a lonely town? Producers would throw in random monster shit to give it action, which would ruin the atmosphere (though Red Pyramid Thing and Bubble-head Nurses are

It's sad how a franchise that produced the perfect video game makes for such a poor film experience.

It's sad how a franchise that produced the perfect video game makes for such a poor film experience.

The Bible sure is wacky.

The Bible sure is wacky.

Stupid Canadians, go back to Russia!

Stupid Canadians, go back to Russia!

They didn't axe Oliviereerirer till a few episodes later (the infamous Sheep Dogs challenge).
When a man that large calls anyone fat, then he proves he lacks self-awareness. Lacking self-awareness is reality-tv gold, and no producer was going to send Ven home with his past wins and new villain status. 
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They didn't axe Oliviereerirer till a few episodes later (the infamous Sheep Dogs challenge).
When a man that large calls anyone fat, then he proves he lacks self-awareness. Lacking self-awareness is reality-tv gold, and no producer was going to send Ven home with his past wins and new villain status. 
Nathan's

It's cool; I've got tons to spare…Which one's Primeval? I could look it up, but nah…

It's cool; I've got tons to spare…Which one's Primeval? I could look it up, but nah…

@Violina23:disqus , I think I get the "tacked on" comments, but I really don't see it that way. Imagine someone telling you that the main characters spent an entire episode asleep, but it deepened the mythology and had tons of fun. It was a great, subversive capper to a(n unfairly) maligned season.

@Violina23:disqus , I think I get the "tacked on" comments, but I really don't see it that way. Imagine someone telling you that the main characters spent an entire episode asleep, but it deepened the mythology and had tons of fun. It was a great, subversive capper to a(n unfairly) maligned season.