Jesus, way to get real there in the last two paragraphs.

A Cracked sense of humor? So she spends most of the movie listing off random facts no one cares about?

I'd talk about this episode, but I'm too busy thinking about what a great string of episodes this is. "Last Temptation," the episode with Gamblor, quite possibly my favorite episode of all (Homer the Vigilante), ANOTHER Swartzwelder episode right after that, then freakin' Homer and Apu… goddamn. Stop showing off,…

"That one scene is more horrifying and memorable than most horror movies were in 2012."

"That one scene is more horrifying and memorable than most horror movies were in 2012."

Huh, and tonight's episode is the first to ever get an A+++. What a weird coincidence!

Huh, and tonight's episode is the first to ever get an A+++. What a weird coincidence!

I'm still trying to figure out what Tony meant at the end.

I'm still trying to figure out what Tony meant at the end.

Decent list. I would have been lazy and make each episode a Swartzwelder-penned one.

Decent list. I would have been lazy and make each episode a Swartzwelder-penned one.

I've been thinking about reading "The Thing About Me Is, I'm Perd Hapley," is it any good?

I've been thinking about reading "The Thing About Me Is, I'm Perd Hapley," is it any good?

Holy shit, that ending.

Holy shit, that ending.

Yeah, Rose really let himself go.

Yeah, Rose really let himself go.

I say whoever wins, they give the hoodie to Shirley.

Hell yeah, you can barely see Jeff's abs.

"one of the three episodes airing that night" What.