"I've seen the Itchy and Scratchy Movie 13 times."
"I've seen it 17 times!"
"You must be getting pretty tired of that movie by now, huh?"
"No one who saw the movie'd say that!"
"Let's get him!"

Suicide is painless. Watching 2 Broke Girls isn't.

ABORTED BABIES ALWAYS LAND JELLY SIDE DOWN

By NBC, obviously I meant ABC. >_>

All 5 of the FlashForward fans
will look up and shout "Save it!" and NBC will look down and whisper "No."