As a fan of Dr. Strangelove, that "classic scene" or whatever Trebek called it is my least-favorite scene in the movie.

RIP Harris Wittels. That guy could make me laugh 100% of the time, sometimes.

I haven't seen it, but I just wanted to use ellipses…

This means I can get my Red Band Society - a group of teens who lend R/NC-17 rated movies to classmates and turn into a weird high school smut empire - on the air!

Concerned Women for America? What about us men?!

Oh, he totally means that. I just can't skip the chance to make a half-assed historical joke.

Does he know what cannibalism is? I'd wager he wants to say barbarism, but he doesn't want to piss off goths.

I hope it's called More Like Hollyweird, Right?.

Oh, so that's what Tree of Life was about.

I certainly existed during the 2000s.

I'd imagine when the contestants signed whatever waivers were needed, the "Harry" wasn't in double quotes.

I'm pretty sure it wasn't canon by the time Iron Man came out. That is, I don't think Incredible Hulk was supposed to be a sequel to Ang Lee's movie.

Oh well. With Piers Morgan gone, at least CNN can replace him and start their new show exclusively covering women's reproductive rights called The Right to Chus

It wasn't nearly as awkward as Hardwick's Talking Chu show that followed it.

I don't watch anything I don't want to. Like De Niro's character in Heat (at least as he explains in the beginning, but obviously goes on to break his own rule), I make no connections. I have to be ready to drop everything and leave. If I'm not too keen on something I once liked, I move on.

He seems like the Netflix recommendation algorithm's biggest challenge.

Uh, TVDW? Who were you talking to?

To be fair, that last quote was plagiarized from Thomas Kinkade.

Britta is my favorite character, too, so it was good to see the show make her a normal (well, Community-normal) person again.

I think Kinnear is pretty okay, but — ugh, I can't do it, TROY IS LEAVING DAMMIT