You the guy that bought all the hairy bobbin' man-ass films?

Yeah, glad I taught you that fuckin' word.

Yeah, glad I taught you that fuckin' word.

I hadn't even heard of "I'm On a Boat" until seeing this video, in which the song is set to scenes from the movie "Ponyo":
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
In this context, the best line is "I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit."

I hadn't even heard of "I'm On a Boat" until seeing this video, in which the song is set to scenes from the movie "Ponyo":
http://www.youtube.com/watc…
In this context, the best line is "I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit."

Never heard either of the input tracks, but I'm digging the output.  The little digital trills from "Defender" are the icing on the cake.

Never heard either of the input tracks, but I'm digging the output.  The little digital trills from "Defender" are the icing on the cake.

When I was a kid, Fraggle Rock was on HBO on Sunday mornings, right after church.  It was a convenient way to clear one's mind of the previous hour of utter boredom with a blast of Henson magic.

When I was a kid, Fraggle Rock was on HBO on Sunday mornings, right after church.  It was a convenient way to clear one's mind of the previous hour of utter boredom with a blast of Henson magic.

I'll be celebrating June 2 in any case, 'cause it's my birthday.

I'll be celebrating June 2 in any case, 'cause it's my birthday.

The Traveling Dingleberries?  I had one of those once, it traveled all over my butt.

The Traveling Dingleberries?  I had one of those once, it traveled all over my butt.

In the fraction of a second between those two lines, I experienced a feeling of surging anticipation.  I knew Louise was going to come back with an amazing reply.  I was not disappointed.

In the fraction of a second between those two lines, I experienced a feeling of surging anticipation.  I knew Louise was going to come back with an amazing reply.  I was not disappointed.

It hindered my enjoyment of that particular joke.  On most other shows, where computers are often written as magic boxes, I wouldn't have cared so much, but like I said, "The Simpsons" got techie stuff accurate (and funny) for most of its first decade.  This episode marked a turning point for me where I realized they…

Can't believe no one's mentioned "MY EARS CAN SMELL IT!" yet.  I'm gonna try to start using that one for actual farts.

Bashir's pronunciation of the word "muon" as "moo-on" was grating.  I've only ever heard it pronounced "myoo-on."  (And I have a physics degree, so I've heard it pronounced a lot.)

My immediate thought on seeing the "Armageddon" aliens was that they all must be descended from WilyKit and WilyKat from "Thundercats."

My only real problem with Kraken was the phaser, a nifty idea that really wore out its welcome as the novel progressed.